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Fourth #4 song I just wrote for my Covid Christmas Series. Here's one called "Christmas Day In Phoenix."

12/23/2020

Christmas Day In Phoenix (Breen)

It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and I woke up in my truck
on the seat beside me was a note that said “Good Luck”

and I really don’t remember what I said to piss her off
But I got a feeling’ that she might’ve left when i threw up

It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and the weather’s not half bad
think I’ll drive on up to Dennys and get me a grand slam

maybe I’ll feel better once I get something to eat
maybe that friendly waitress will take off early for me

CHORUS
oo oo oo how I love Christmas Day
The day when baby Jesus came to save the human race
and I sure need some savin’ I’m down on my luck
It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and I woke up in my truck

It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix time to hit the liquor store
found a bottle shaped like Santa Got a lot to be thankful for

and my kids are at my ex wife’s house think I’ll give them a call
heard my daughter might be pregnant might be a grandpa in the fall

t’s Christmas Day in Phoenix The game is on at 3
there’s a little bar in Scottsdale That has a big TV

and I hope they don’t remember I got 86’d last week
for an altercation with a lady's boyfriend from back east

CHORUS
oo oo oo how I love Christmas Day
The day when baby Jesus came to save the human race
and I sure need some savin’ I’m down on my luck
It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and I woke up in my truck

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Third #3 song I just wrote for my Covid Christmas Series. Here's one called "Yeah It's Christmas."

12/23/2020

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Yeah, It’s Christmas (Breen)

Let’s decorate the Christmas Tree
and put up all the lights
A cracklin’ fire, hang the stockings
make the evening right

For Santa Claus to fall in love
with Mrs. Claus tonight
Let’s put some Christmas music on
and hold each other tight

CHORUS
Yeah, it’s Christmas
and I just got out of jail
Baby, I just can’t thank you enough
for putting’ up my bail

Yeah it’s Christmas
and this year I won’t be blue
gonna watch you hang the mistletoe
and make sweet love to you

SOLO

What…what’s that you say, baby?
“Set my sorry ass down and leave you alone?”
Baby, I don’t understand…I thought YOU bailed me out of jail?
No?… What’s that you say?….
It was because of the high number of Covid infections
and the transmission rates were just too dangerous to keep
petty criminals like me incarcerated? And that the spread of Covid 19
at San Quentin caused the state appellate court to order the release of 1500
inmates?
And that’s how I got out of jail?

Well…
Let’s decorate the Christmas Tree
and put up all the lights
A cracklin’ fire, hang the stockings
make the evening right

For Santa Claus to fall in love
with Mrs. Claus tonight
Let’s put some Christmas music on
and hold each other tight

CHORUS
Yeah, it’s Christmas
and I just got out of jail
I want to thank to State of California
for putting’ up my bail

Yeah it’s Christmas
and this year I won’t be blue
gonna watch you hang the mistletoe
and sit here while you do

Yeah it’s Christmas

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Another song (#2) I just wrote for what is turning out to be my Covid Christmas Series. Here's one for the kids. It's called "Santa Leave The Presents Outside This Year."

12/23/2020

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Santa Leave The Presents Outside This Year (Breen)

Intro
Santa Claus is coming’ to town
on the rooftops you can hear the sound
of the reindeers pulling Santa’s Sleigh
dropping toys and goodies along the way

CHORUS
Oh Santa leave the presents outside this year
Don’t come down the chimney ‘cause the guidelines are clear (2. Dr Fauci’s been clear)
Just our immediate family no one else is allowed in here
So Santa leave the presents outside this year

VERSE
I hope you got my list in the mail
I sent it off real early ‘cause the sorting machines have failed
We tried to drop it off in person But Mom and Dad couldn’t get a flight
They’ve quarantined the North Pole from the USA tonight

CHORUS

Ok boys and girls….here’s the sing along part
It’s real easy…just follow along after me

Mask up (mask up) Social Distance (social distance) Wash your hands (wash your hands)
Mask up (mask up) Social Distance (social distance) Wash your hands (wash your hands)
We’ve got to work together so we can all be in school again
Mask up (mask up) Social Distance (social distance) Wash your hands (wash your hands)

Santa leave the presents outside this year

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My First Christmas Song of 2020... Christmas Time In Covid (Breen)

12/15/2020

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Christmas Time In Covid (Breen)

Well, it’s Christmas time in Covid
won’t be spending’ time this year
with family, friends or loved ones
I’ll just be drinking beer

It’s Christmas time in Covid
There will be no gifts this year
Government checks have all run out
and the Congress has disappeared

CHORUS
And as I lay me down to sleep
as the snow begins to fall
I pray the lord for just one thing
a vaccine…for us all

It’s Christmas time in Covid
the virus is spreading fast
so I guess I’ll just be staying home
and sitting….on…my ass

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