It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and I woke up in my truck
on the seat beside me was a note that said “Good Luck”
and I really don’t remember what I said to piss her off
But I got a feeling’ that she might’ve left when i threw up
It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and the weather’s not half bad
think I’ll drive on up to Dennys and get me a grand slam
maybe I’ll feel better once I get something to eat
maybe that friendly waitress will take off early for me
CHORUS
oo oo oo how I love Christmas Day
The day when baby Jesus came to save the human race
and I sure need some savin’ I’m down on my luck
It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and I woke up in my truck
It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix time to hit the liquor store
found a bottle shaped like Santa Got a lot to be thankful for
and my kids are at my ex wife’s house think I’ll give them a call
heard my daughter might be pregnant might be a grandpa in the fall
t’s Christmas Day in Phoenix The game is on at 3
there’s a little bar in Scottsdale That has a big TV
and I hope they don’t remember I got 86’d last week
for an altercation with a lady's boyfriend from back east
CHORUS
oo oo oo how I love Christmas Day
The day when baby Jesus came to save the human race
and I sure need some savin’ I’m down on my luck
It’s Christmas Day in Phoenix and I woke up in my truck